New Year's Resolutions

I've got some tricky rules for New Year's resolutions. First, they have to be something that can be accomplished that year. For example, "lose weight, make more money, and travel more" are all bad resolutions because there is no way I would say at the end of the year, "No, I don't need to lose more weight... I have too much money... I don't want to travel anymore". Those resolutions might as well be perennial. So, all the resolutions should be "quantifiable" with incremental metrics. My other pet peeve is that resolutions aren't binding... they're sort of a contract between my better nature and myself. I won't beat myself up if none of these things are accomplished, but I hope they will remind my conscience of the person that I want to become.

"*" Denotes mission accomplished

"!" Denotes want to do soon

2019 New Years Resolutions
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Get into Gramercy Park
Eat something sous vide
Go to Canada to meet Johnny Naughty
Go to Florida to meet CubbyCo
Take a mud bath
Learn more Pro Tools (virtual instruments)

2018 New Years Resolutions
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Take another Data Science class
Write an iOS app
Make biscuits
Make my own homemade pasta
Eat and drink new things
     ? Eat Buffalo cauliflower
     Eat an Eton Mess
     Eat Sous Vide
     Eat a raclette
     Eat strawberry soup
     Eat Fugu
     Eat Lutefisk
     Eat caviar
     Eat a Chop Cheese
     * Eat a Bacon Egg Cheese
     Eat a Lobster Thermadore
     Eat a Lobster Newburg
     Eat a Balut
     Drink a Tom & Jerry
     Drink an Irish Car Bomb
Travel
     Visit the Bohemian Grove
     Go to Stonehenge
     Go to Taj Mahal
     Go to Antarctica
     Go to Australia
     Go to Carhenge
     Go to the Garden Of Eden
     Go to the Inferno club (in Rome)
     Go to Big Bear
     Go to the U.P.
     Go to the Bilbao Guggenheim
     Go to Berlin
Swim with dolphins (or is that a bad idea?)
Eat a Halal Snack Pack
Go see Mummenschanz
Eat at all 72 Michelin starred restaurants in NYC
Do more volunteering
Work with Brick Theater (again)
Find gay promming group
Volunteer with a startup (See General Assembly)

High Priority
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! Get a job
Pay off credit cards
Pay off taxes
Get certificates
     Confined spaces
     Hazmat
     Flag
     Scaffolding
! Take an AI class
Eat and/or make abelskivers
Make more Ukranian eggs
Read art books

Medium Priority
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! Go to Upright Citizen's Brigade
Learn German
     Goethe-Institut New York
     Berlitz CDs
Fix sleeping bag
Classes
     Take a Coursehorse course
     Another welding class
     Get CDL license
     ! Take a pottery class
     Take plumbing classes
     Cooking class
     Juggling class
     Pro Tools class
     Programming bootcamp
     iOS
     Web development
     Attend smokejumper school
Musical instruments
     Learn to play violin
     Learn to play the musical saw
     Learn to play the chromatic harmonica
Travel
     Go to Berlin
     Go to Australia (Sydney and Alice Springs/Uluru)
Whistle with two fingers
Helicopter tour of NY
Cook molecular gastronomy with Jeffey
Scuba certification for both wetsuit and drysuit
Do another mud run
Get a high colonic
Do an isolation chamber
Make a fursuit
Help pump out boat/ station
Acrobatic flying lessons
Rent a bike and ride it to Matt's apartment
Practice with Gotham Knights rugby
Volunteer at GLBT Center

Low Priority
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! Learn to double-dutch
COS Songwriting
Do a beer bong
Unicycle
Take the Fundamentals of Engineering (FE) exam
Help Thor get driver's license
Clean up a beach (Gowanus? New Town?)
Do another rodeo
Cake decorating/fondant class
Produce more things than I consume
Books
     Read Dante's Inferno
     Read Marcel Proust
     Read War And Peace
     Read Moby Dick
Leather
     Go to Delta again
     Go to IML again
     Go to Dark Odyssey again
Languages
     Learn French
     Learn Japanese
     Learn Italian
Hang out with NYFD/FDNY
Buy a tuxedo and find somewhere to wear it
Learn to whistle with two fingers
Join gay hockey team as full-time player
Get into the Magic Castle
Get into Disney's "Club 33"
Go to SxSW
Practice wrestling
Learn boxing
Get mining certification
Learn massage
Do civil war reenacting
Navy Seal Challenge
Go skydiving
Organize a hunting trip for gay guys
Get a concealed carry permit
Go on a diving vacation
Go prospecting
Try geocaching
Get a buckle in rodeo
Take Master Thor
Get a motorcycle license
Play beer pong
Do a keg stand
Dye hair blue
Buy a gun
Go to a shooting range
Go hunting
Buy an ATV
Get a biweekly massage
Join the police citizen's brigade
Go caving
Start painting

Done
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* Go to Inferno again
* Be more political
* Eat a Doner kebab
* Eat a San Giuseppe zeppole (or a sfingi) on St. Joseph's Day

* Make lefse
* Eat fiddleheads
* Eat ramps
* Eat more varieties of apples
* Re-do my will
* Learn Pro Tools
* Record a song on my computer/ learn Pro Tools
* Work with Brick Theater
* Eat at Jollibee (caveat, it was take-out)
* Eat a good italian sandwich
* Read more books
* Drink bone broth
* Learn to sew
* See a Pink Floyd laser light show
* Learn to weld
* Find a good po-boy in NY
* Make pretzels
* 10 hour OSHA
* Watch comedy
* Watch MST3K
* Eat a variety of apples
* Make pretzels
* Be better (and also worse, as it turned out)
* Jog or exercise at least five days per week
* Watch blood pressure
* Go to a dude ranch
* Win something in a claw machine
* Do a "mud run"
* Get an apartment with Thor
* Move
* Go to a shooting range
* Go to Further Confusion
* Go to Coachella again
* Find a new job in NY
* Always have good food at the apartment
* Plan a trip somewhere
* Get finances in shape by end of 2010
* Organize stuff
* Rip records and CDs to digital drive and back-up
* Ride roughstock at the rodeo
* Go to Iceland
* Have a lot of s
* Sell things on ebay
* Go outside and get muddy
* Eat better
* Record a song on my computer
* Build up tolerance and stamina
* Play in the 2006 Bingham Cup rugby tournament in New York City
* Play in the 2010 Bingham Cup rugby tournament in Minneapolis
* Read 'Lolita'
* Jog or lift weights every day
* Go to Japan
* Learn Japanese (try to)
* Get finances together
* Level to 60 in World of Warcraft
* Learn bootblacking
* Play water polo
* Try "chute dogging"
* Play rugby somewhere
* Move into new house
* Floss every night (yeah, it's an boring one, but still...)
* Get really good at wrestling
* Play hockey with the Colorado Climax
* Play in a "drop in" hockey game
* Work out like a maniac
* Graduate with a master's degree in computer science
* Don't be so sarcastic
* Do projects
* Win friends and influence people
* Everyone will stay healthy
* Don't be late for plays
* Wait until people get out before entering elevator
* Stop saying "knowwhatImean"
* Keep working out
* Get down to 200 lbs/ 34 inch waist
* Don't run for plane flights
* Show up early for all meetings
* Turn around work requests quickly

Sexual Resolutions
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Find a prison
Be a farm slave
Dog play as realistic as possible
Do a fraternity initiation
Forced feeding
Be put in heavy bondage in a sling
Enema play with another guy
Heavy bondage mixed with smells and raunch
Fucked at both ends while being bound over a barrel
Do another tickling scene
Longterm bondage - 24 hours or more
Diaper play - maybe combined with bondage
SERE training
Play in NY garbage
Visit a slaughterhouse
Find a farm to work on (pig rescue?)
Muck out a barn
Play in manure again
Night exercise training
Do a muddy football practice with fumble drills

Five Awesome Things I Do
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Bravely sign up for new experiences
Enjoy and play music
Live openly as a gay man
Come up with moments of brilliance
Say funny things
Have interesting kinky sex
Great ideas
Serve as a slave

Regrets on Death Bed
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Never solved AI
     Axon synthesizer
     Unwritten AI Manifesto
Never went sky diving
Never went bungee jumping
Never learned to fly a plane
Never flew acrobatics in a jet
Should have eaten more bread
Never learned to be a plumber
Never got a PhD (in applied math?)
Should have volunteered more/ found a place to volunteered that appreciated me and I supported their goal
? Should have married Michael Kessler
? Should have joined the military
Never learned to ride a unicycle
Never got good at juggling 5 balls
Should have spent more time with my mom
Should have made more friends
Never relly learned a language well
Never got to see Oingo Boingo live (or ABBA, or...)
Should have saved more money
Wish I would have found a job I liked and was good at that paid well
? Should have had a bigger part running Barton Solvents
? Should have rejoined the SCA
Wish I could have figured out my brain chemistry better (or earlier)
Lost touch with friends
     Roswell Anthony Camp
     Behr
     Sam Campbell
     ? Rob Voith
     ? Beth Wehrle
     ? SCA people
Never did kinky sex scenes I fantasized about
     Never played mud football
     Never did a hardcore POW scene
     never did a longterm bondage and shit/piss scene
     Should have had sex with more people
     Worked in a messy job (pig farmer, ranched, construction worker or electrician, sewer worker)
     Should have played in manure more
     Never visited a slaughterhouse/ slaughtered a cow or pig
     Should have gotten initiated more (Clampers, military, fraternity, biker)
Never traveled to some places
     Never went to Australia
     Never went to Antartica

Happy on Death Bed
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I worked as little as possible
Never got sued
Never got arrested/ never been jailed
I could juggle 4 balls
Was in two really good relationships
Had a really good relationship with my mom
Proud of BSEE from Minnesota and MSCSCI from Boulder
Took classes in college I didn't need (Japanese, math)/ continued to learn throughout life (electrician, computers)
Saw a *LOT* of great movies
Heard a *LOT* of great music and it became an important part of my life
I could play the piano, guitar, trombone, (tons of other instruments) and sing (as well as arrange and compose music)
Visited Paris and Tokyo (and tons of other places)
Had a really high security clearance
Had a lot of sex by myself
I was so lucky to have a lot of money
Michael and I restored a beautiful 7 bedroom/5 bathroom house in Denver (and rented a great house in Alexandria)
Got to live in New York City (right in Manhattan!) for many years
Glad I was rich and not famous rather than famous and not rich
Tons of road trips my myself (SCA, for example)
Thor and I are a mosaic by Vik Muniz in a NY subway station

Thor's Top Five List
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1) Road trip by motorcycle
2) Bucket list travel: Australia, India, or Berlin
3) Make something with my own hands, like a quilt or mosaic
4) Perform triage on my stuff in storage, so it's not a burden to Patrick when I'm gone
5) Have/make room for a library and live with my books, rather than have them in storage

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