Misc (After Husker Du) Lookin' outside my window, all I see is gray The world inside me now is today just keep on goin', keep on goin' oh I... (suspended whole notes G C G D G) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (After 27 Various "The Way I Feel Today") I really don't miiiiind, I really don't miiiiind This (what's this) this is it (what's it) and it's shit (oh shit) and I really don't mind If (oh if) if I give (no give) and I live (and live) goin' out of my mind ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I've always depended on the kindness of stranglers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Of all the things I could not see, You were one to help me (help me down) A C-G C F C E descending ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Only Sunday can smile Only June can be blue And if the skies are alive tonight Well there's nothing to do Only moonlight can laugh Only days can be true Shop at Macy's and love me tonight ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gay cowboy songs Rope 'em and ride 'em Queen of the rodeo That's the way the west REALLY was ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dying! I wear my influences on my sleeve My God, my God, my God, my God ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I've felt so good or since than on St. Crispin's Day ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I feel vindicted I feel vindictive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh how I wanted to be gifted At seventeeen I was all washed up Instead of being wasted Everybody then would all shut up And all of the time I would never be Anything ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dating is a lot like Vietnam, you've got to win their hearts and minds It's like being in a firefight You don't know how you'll act when the bullets start flying It's a test of mettle ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If I go to hell, will you already be there? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You even fuck like your mother ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm not naive enough to believe that you'll be here when I return ...I'm just not naive enough ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Saving money won't change the way things are now) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I feel so jaded... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I am lovesick, sick of love I can't recall, I'm getting a cold I am going blind, but that's not my fault I am love sick, sick of love ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ He was the runt of the litter, just like me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm not nostalgic about anything Except maybe 1975 I was 5 and I've neever since felt so alive ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Morality is for mere mortals ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Taking the road less traveled doesn't matter Your destination is the same ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My rebellion is pure ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is, um, a song I wrote for a friend of mine His name is, um, Rob, um, and he's a good friend of mine He's the only one who stood by me, and told me to get this tape out (Could you guys be quiet? I'm trying to sing something here!) OK. But the thing is, he hates really long introductions to songs Especially when it's really apparent that the singer has rehearsed the introduction to the songs. YouknowwhatI'msaying? OK. So, Rob, here's one for you... (What? I don't have time now to do the song?) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ There's some things that I never know Some things I don't wanna know And I'm happy, and I love her (Chorus, descending) What in the world is it that we can talk about ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Let's hear it for the heroes of our foreign wars Grenada Panama Kuwait, The Gulf War, Desert Storm Fuck all war AND the soldiers who fight them ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What's so funny about peace, love, and Richard Nixon? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I know the drill ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm a property man...hey hey A property man ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're so dubious
You... me... you... me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're so dubious Back to Wooster ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're so dubious One more time... with no feeling ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You're so dubious My current theory ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm over the news, and I'm over the I'm over the opera, 'cause it's over too soon and I'm over the moon I'm over it ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ She keeps turning over and she keeps turning up like a bad penny ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A little bitter are we? That your childhood turned out the way it did Now you're feeling sorry Remember tricks are for, tricks are for, tricks are for, tricks are for tricks are for, tricks are for kids ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Here comes the fucking buffalo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Don't go there, and if you do, don't come back It's a trip you don't want to take, believe me ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nancy boy... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I love the devil He watches TV on my sofa and smoke cheap cigarettes Ok, so the devil wasn't really my lover But I had a boyfriend that was a lot the same ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That boy will never make the curve ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Laughterhouse ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ She owes it to you... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Come out of the closet Ralph Reed (et al) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I Wrote A Song I wrote a song In ten minutes It was a good song It wasn't this song I wrote a song And I amazed myself ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Between You and Me There's Isn't Much Anymore